Dear Santy.....

Dear Santy,

I know this is not the normal time you get letters for requests so I thought you may have some extra time to spend on thinking it over.

I have been a good boy this year and tried to work hard.
I have been diligent and loving to my family.
I havent screwed anybody overlately (that didnt desrve it).
I got the dent in the car fixed that I caused.
I bought my wife a pretty new house to decorate with whatever her heart desires.
I helped a friend in need yesterday with money I may never see again.
I fetch and carry my wife and daughter to and from appointments and train stations of my own volition, even without even being asked.
I have been abstenious with regards consumption of excess alcohol.

Etc Etc Etc ..... ad Nauseum.......


NOW WHERE IS MY FUCKEN PUPPY ??????!!! !!!

I SO do want a puppy,..... I love the smell and feel of them. I love that they cuddle and squirm against you when the doze off next to you on the couch. I especially love the smell of their ears.(yeah it is a bit weird but I dont care).It doesnt have to be a big one - just a little one will do.
Maybe a Jack Russel or a fox terrier or even better a little wire haired terrier like Rintin. I promise i will walk him, I will even clean up after him, he can go to the kennels when we go away on holiday.

I know its not practical - but I do SO want a puppy.......

or pls take the ache from my heart.