Monday, October 02, 2006

How Fathers look after their Daughters...

An 18 yr old girl tells her mum that she has missed her period for
Two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a
Pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,
Cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I
Want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
With grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the
Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and
the mother, and the girl.
Then he spoke up with a clipped accent "Good morning, your daughter has
informed me of the problem.

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a £2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage I am not too sure what to do ? What would you suggest?"
At this point the girl's father who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him ... "You shag her again."


At 7:47 AM, Blogger Chuck said...

ok that was funny, but please... no more daughter shagging jokes.

At 7:30 PM, Blogger Terri said...

I'm surprised at you - I don't see you having that reaction in real life hehehe! More like 'bring the shotgun, I'll take that Ferrari thanks!'

At 11:11 AM, Blogger Bosbefok said...

Chuck, Its a bit close to home for me too - my Daughter is 16 going on 25..... !!
Terri, You know me too well mluv...

I was thinking of casting a big block of cement outside the house and the first boy to piss thru it in one go can take the daughter out !! :-)


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