Monday, August 28, 2006

The Pro's and Cons of Eating Dogfood....

I was buying a large bag of Dogmor at Checkers and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Dogmor Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 10 Kgs before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Dogmor nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.


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