Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Balls of Steel !

OK, so here is one that was sent to me by a mate. It could be an Urban Myth but it really appeals to my sence of humor and revenge....

MASTERCARD wedding

You gotta love this guy.....

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno talked
about it on television .

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party,was a manila envelope. He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best
man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.......................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion......................................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui....................................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.



Brilliant Innit ?

6 Comments:

At 1:39 PM, Blogger cabsav said...

Now THAT does appeal to my sense of humour!He couldn't have been a Pom, they are far too apathetic for that!

 
At 6:17 PM, Blogger Terri said...

I bet mommy and daddy weren't too impressed with their blushing bride!
This guy should open a business: "Revenge Planners Inc."
gywpmduw: Acronym: Gee why would people marry dumb weasels?

 
At 9:35 PM, Blogger Bosbefok said...

Youre right Cabsav, sounds like a latino type revenge...:-)

 
At 4:54 AM, Blogger LiVEwiRe said...

This guy is good if he was able to keep his cool for that long after finding out! Hmmm... wonder if the guests took their gifts back...

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger BUDDESS said...

Great one Buddy!!! I think you should pitch the idea to Mastercard - it would make a brilliant add.

 
At 9:23 AM, Blogger ChittyChittyBangBang! said...

B-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t!!!
That reminds me... I'm cutting up my credit card. :0
(xaozorp: time-warp - you try saying time-warp when you're Chinese and had too much to drink)

 

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