Antipodean rivalry....

FOR ALL THE ANTI-AUSIES
>
> London Zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
> Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very
> horny and
> difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo
> veterinarian
> determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To
> make matters
> worse, there were no male gorillas of the species
> available.
>
> While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management
> noticed
> Brilly, a big Aussie lad, responsible for fixing the
> Zoo's machinery.
> Brilly, like most Aussies, had little sense, but
> seemed to be
> possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of
> ANY species.
> So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a
> solution.
>
> Brilly was approached with a proposition. Would he be
> willing to
> have sex with the gorilla for $500? Brilly showed some
> interest, but
> said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
> The following
> day, Brilly announced that he would accept their
> offer, only under
> three conditions:
>
> > "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."
> >
> > "Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
> >
> The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these
> conditions, so they
> asked what was his third condition.
>
> "Well," said Brilly, "You gotta give me another week
> to come up with the $500."
>