Tuesday, August 29, 2006

The pain threshold of men !!

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in the car waiting for us to play a round of golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's already 9:30. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey And show him".

Monday, August 28, 2006

The Pro's and Cons of Eating Dogfood....

I was buying a large bag of Dogmor at Checkers and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Dogmor Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 10 Kgs before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Dogmor nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Headin' off into the sunset....

For all of you thousands on non visitors and the few that do.... I am gonna be riding off into the sunset for the next 18 days with my beautiful wife on my beautiful bike into the beautiful sunset.....

Yep, we off on Dave's Big one !

I have been planning a trip around Europe for the past 5 years or so. Sometimes in my head closely wrapped in Dreamland, other times bashed out in real life ! The Bike was bought, the liscence eventually gotten (after 30 odd years of riding without one),the itinery carefully planned and researched, dates chosen , ferry tickets bought, bike prepared and serviced , 1100 mile practice run, and now finally ....
the day has come. Tomorrow morning we head off into the unknown for the start of one of my biggest dreams come true !
8 countries ,6000miles (including the ferry ride), just the two of us against the European Continent ! WTF are we thinking !! ??
Im sure it will make for a great story or two (even if we only make it to the ferry!!) Think about how much luggage you would take if you were to go touring Europe with your wife in a car .....then try to scale it back to fit all that onto a
bike with enough space for 2 people too !! Gonna be a tight fit !! I must say I am a fan of that :-).

So till then , wish us luck and godspeed and safe ride etc.... Check you china's and Cio muchachos...